She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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