so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You took a bar mat shot.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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