I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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