i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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