Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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