Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
