Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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