Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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