dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
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