I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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