Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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