I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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