We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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