Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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