Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
