Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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