Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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