Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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