You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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