I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
