Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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