that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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