So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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