she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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