Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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