What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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