I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Randomize
