hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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