I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
