Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
