She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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