I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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