Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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