Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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