Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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