Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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