i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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