Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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