you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
