just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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