Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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