she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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