just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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