Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
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