I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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