just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Soap is not a condiment
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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