All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She bit a glass in half.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
