she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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