so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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