You can't motorboat a personality
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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