the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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