I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Oh god it's open bar.
Someone signed my nipple.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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