Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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