What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
