ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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