After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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