You're my little dorito
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
How does it feel to date your dad?
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